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- Leaf Blower – simply attach a leave on a string to your hat.
- Human Maxi Pad & Tampons – too weird. (Here’s another version.)
- Wolverine – tape knives and forks to your fingers. (Here are 20 more Wolverine costumes that don’t make the cut.)
- Magazine Face Mask – cut out a full-page face of someone else and adhere it in pieces to your face.
- Human Turd – could be used as part of a group Halloween costume with a Roll of Toilet Paper, or with the next one…
- Toilet + A Roll of Toilet Paper – it looks tacky, but toilet-related costumes are quite popular.
- World Trade Center Twin Towers – it’s in bad taste, that’s all.
- Guy in a Coffin – I actually kinda like this one. It’s a fairly simple coffin to make. And you could wear any costume you like to be that character in a coffin.
Okay, that was a brief summary. Now watch the video to see what those costumes really look like:
But that’s not all.
Following are some great collections of the worst Halloween costumes ever!…
Who knows, you might find a way to turn some of these rather creative ideas that made the worst list into a better Halloween costume that rates as one of the best.
Worst Halloween Costumes Ever
Below is just a sampler of some of the worst costumes. Click on the list names to see photos for them all.
Of course being labeled as “the worst” is simply a matter of opinion. Obviously, someone thought they were “the best” Halloween costumes ever!
TIP: Many of the photos and descriptions are best viewed at home, rather than at work.
50 Worst Halloween Costumes – a Clump of Sod, Scar Tissue, the Big “O”, a Peeping Tom, Microsoft Windows, God
VIDEO: Taking Your Halloween Costume Too Far – the Human Toilet Seat
7 Halloween Costumes To Avoid – instead of Sarah Palin… go as Levi Johnston; instead of Where The Wild Things Are… go as H.R. Puffinstuff; instead of dead celebrities like Michael Jackson… go as living celebrities like Elizabeth Taylor or Kirk Douglas; instead of a Zombie or Vampire, go as a Banshee; instead of Balloon Boy… go as the Old Man from the movie UP
10 Worst Halloween Costumes For Kids – baby Lady Gaga, Pimp Suit, Baby Rabbi, Jail Breaker, Human Turkey
Best & Worst Costumes Celebrities Have Worn – Katie Couric as Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian as Wonder Woman, Paris Hilton as Jail Bait, Martha Stewart in a wetsuit as a Surfer, Mariah Carey as The Little Mermaid, Audrina Patridge as a Peacock. (Here are some celebrity look-a-like costumes.)
Video Slideshow Of The Worst Halloween Costumes – a sexy Ninja Turtle, a “Petting Zoo” (appropriately placed on a guy), a Bowl of LONGuini and Meatballs, a Banana Flasher, sexy Scrabble and Twister Games.
25 Of The Most Insane Halloween Costumes From Around The World – Santa and his Reindeer, Party in my Pants, a Camel (for couples), a Bike with Speedometer (?)
10 Worst Halloween Costumes – Lady Gaga meat dress, 3D costumes, sexy couples costumes
Star Wars Costumes Don’t Get Worse Than This – the entire cast of characters is included here: Darth Vader, R2D2, Chewbacca, and more.
20 Halloween Costumes That Will Earn You A Beating – Spongebob (for an adult man), a Breathalyzer Machine (for an adult man), a Lock and Key (for couples), Baby and Mommy (for an adult man), a One Night Stand (solo costume), God’s Gift to Women
25 Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes For Kids – baby Pimp Daddy, a pint-sized Gene Simmons from KISS, a baby Michael Jackson, a child as Donald Trump, a baby Whoopie Cushion
25 Hilarious Examples Of Parents Trying To Save Money On Their Kids’ Costumes – Leaves (for a crawling baby), a box of Cheerios, Lobster or Crawfish in a Pan, a Giraffe
Top 10 Worst Of The Worst Halloween Costumes – Baby with Creature Popping out of Chest, Fat Elvis with Camel Toe, Bert and Ernie
Slutty Costumes For Dogs – a School Girl, a Harem, a Cheerleader, or Heidi costumes… for dogs!
10 Worst DIY Sexy Costumes– a Sexy Blogger, a Naughty Grandma, McDonald’s Drive-Thru Attendant, a Sultry Julia Child, a Sexy Janitor (For the record, some sexy costumes can be fun in the bedroom too.)
Worst Retro Costumes Of All Time – these are going way back to actual Halloween costumes you could buy in stores: Mr. Kotter & The Sweathogs, the Gong Show’s Chuck Barris, Chachi from Happy Days, Flipper (the dolphin), Jaws, a Rubiks Cube, the ‘leather guy; from the Village People
10 Worst Halloween Costumes For Couples – Bun in the Oven, Adam and Eve, Bert and Ernie, Fork and Spoon, Ball and Chain, Plug and Socket