Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!

by Lynnette

holiday humor, Thanksgiving

turkey-say-what-sign.jpgOur friend, Rhonda, sent along some Thanksgiving greetings via e-mail, and I just had to share.

These are things you can only get away with saying during Thanksgiving time…

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving:

 

drumstick-small-left.jpg Talk about a huge breast!

drumstick-small-left.jpg Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

drumstick-small-left.jpg It’s Cool Whip time!

drumstick-small-left.jpg If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

drumstick-small-left.jpg Whew, that’s one terrific spread!

drumstick-small-left.jpg I’m in the mood for dark meat.

drumstick-small-left.jpg Are you ready for seconds yet?

drumstick-small-left.jpg It’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

drumstick-small-left.jpg Just wait your turn; you’ll get some.

drumstick-small-left.jpg Don’t play with your meat.

drumstick-small-left.jpg Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

drumstick-small-left.jpg Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

drumstick-small-left.jpg I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

drumstick-small-left.jpg You still have a little bit on your chin.

drumstick-small-left.jpg How long will it take after you stick it in?

drumstick-small-left.jpg You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

drumstick-small-left.jpg Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

drumstick-small-left.jpg That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

drumstick-small-left.jpg How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

 

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!!