Our friend, Rhonda, sent along some Thanksgiving greetings via e-mail, and I just had to share.
These are things you can only get away with saying during Thanksgiving time…
Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving:
Talk about a huge breast!
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
It’s Cool Whip time!
If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
I’m in the mood for dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn; you’ll get some.
Don’t play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
How long do I beat it before it’s ready?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!!
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